You know because it is about time I do it.
1.) Michael Nesmith
Because my mind can not comprehend that he is in his 70's now.
2.) Edward The Blue Engine
Look at his eyebrows they're on fleek. He also has a nice big funnel.
3.) Porky Pig
I love me a man who doesn't wear pants. Plus, when I am bored with him I can make some bacon.
4.) Murray Wiggle
Because if you are doing an Amber parody you have to throw in a Wiggle.
5.) McGruff The Crime Dog
He can take a bite out of me anytime!
6.) A Temple Guard
I heard Kirk Fogg was taken so, I chose a Temple Guard.
7.) Conan O'Brien
Meh, why not?
8.) Steve Urkel
Did I do that?
9.) Savion from Sesame Street
I felt like I had to pick someone from a kid's show that no one remembers he was on, meet Savion.
10.) Willy Wonka done by Crispin Glover
I had to choose a Willy Wonka for the list.
11.) Gas X commercial guy
He really blows me away.
12.) Chris Kunitz
I said he was good looking once so, he must be on my AGH&I list
13.) Roger Klotz
Aw, a bad boy!
14.) Mayor McCheese
Screw Ronald McDonald, McCheese is where it's at.
15.) Robert Goulet
He made me want to go to Bubble Land as a child.
16.) The other Kratt Brother
I swear I saw his balls once fall out of his shorts. It was meant for me. And look, he totally knows how to handle a beaver!
17.) Epic Sax Guy
Epic Sex Guy!
18.) Boomhauer
Sexy Red Neck
19.) Larry Richert from KDKA
Okay, I really did have a thing for him as a kid. I was like 7 or 8.
20.) Puss In Boots
A normal person would choose Shrek but, I choose Puss.
